PREFACE: This is a continuation of the previous post... hence, same tone[:P].
Apparently, Miss P did not take kindly to the brief mention she recieved in the previous post.
Improbable as it may sound, the events and actions described below might just have been the result of that.
8.20am:
" O *beep* late ho gayi"
8.35am:
Enter class.
Number of human beings present in class is precisely equal to India's chief contribution to the decimal number system.
Jai Hind.
Mr. A comes in.
Mr A:" I heard Mr. S told Miss S during dinner that I love her"
me:"yup"
Mr. A:*BEEP*
me:"yup"
8.45am
Mr. A and me still devoid of company.
Time to think.
No, rethink.
Apply principle of mathematical induction.
No junta+prof in first 15 mins => No junta+prof in next 40 mins.
Mr A heeds call of nature.
Me goes to sleep.
Arm and head resting on chair infront.
9.25am
Head dislodged.
Only from chair though.
Girl had pulled chair infront to sit on it.
Bitch.
Miss P, Miss R, Miss J, Miss N enter class.
Silence.
10.25am
me gets out of class.
Miss R wants a certain book.
Miss R:" Sunny Somani... God of Small Things"
me:"hmm.. thankew"
Miss J:"Wait. Someone wants to talk to u"
me:"who?"
Enter the dragon.
Miss P comes out of class.
Trouble.
Me facing Miss P and walking backwards.
Miss P facing me and walking forwards.
Me facing Miss P and jogging backwards.
Miss P facing me and running forwards.
End of foreplay.
Miss P jumps and grabs my neck.
Kahaani mein twist.
HOD walks into picture.
HOD to me:"what do you think you are doing"
me thinking:"come again?? what was i doing??"
HOD to me:"this is not the kind of behaviour expected from an iitian"
me thinking:"*blank*"
300 million microseconds of admonishing follow.
Upshot: Our names to be sent to the DOSA, a DC is to look into our case.
me:"Mr. N, do u have 5 bucks... coffee"?
Mr. N very generously lends me 5 bucks.
God bless him.
Tough call though.
10.30 to 11.15am
Miss P, Miss J and me sit in coffee shop.
Unanimously decide to peace maro.
Decision self-destructs in 5 seconds.
Write a letter to HOD.
Rough draft.
Fair draft.
11.25am
HOD talking to five of the top profs in the dep.
Something tells us this isnt really the time to give him our letter.
God bless something.
12.25am:
Standing at the gate of the HOD's office.
Limbo comes to mind.
me:"excuse me sir"
A heartfelt and well meant show of contrition ensues.
A noteworthy excerpt:
HOD to Miss P:" From where did you learn such behaviour??"
HOD to Miss P:" You were jumping on this guy like ...*hands waving in air*"
Me looking out of window.
Finally, we hope the DOSA is going to be spared the trouble of looking into a case where the prime crime was an instance of bundee jumping.
Also hope Miss P will not engage in any athletic activities, similar or otherwise, after reading this post.
Amen.
Apparently, Miss P did not take kindly to the brief mention she recieved in the previous post.
Improbable as it may sound, the events and actions described below might just have been the result of that.
8.20am:
" O *beep* late ho gayi"
8.35am:
Enter class.
Number of human beings present in class is precisely equal to India's chief contribution to the decimal number system.
Jai Hind.
Mr. A comes in.
Mr A:" I heard Mr. S told Miss S during dinner that I love her"
me:"yup"
Mr. A:*BEEP*
me:"yup"
8.45am
Mr. A and me still devoid of company.
Time to think.
No, rethink.
Apply principle of mathematical induction.
No junta+prof in first 15 mins => No junta+prof in next 40 mins.
Mr A heeds call of nature.
Me goes to sleep.
Arm and head resting on chair infront.
9.25am
Head dislodged.
Only from chair though.
Girl had pulled chair infront to sit on it.
Bitch.
Miss P, Miss R, Miss J, Miss N enter class.
Silence.
10.25am
me gets out of class.
Miss R wants a certain book.
Miss R:" Sunny Somani... God of Small Things"
me:"hmm.. thankew"
Miss J:"Wait. Someone wants to talk to u"
me:"who?"
Enter the dragon.
Miss P comes out of class.
Trouble.
Me facing Miss P and walking backwards.
Miss P facing me and walking forwards.
Me facing Miss P and jogging backwards.
Miss P facing me and running forwards.
End of foreplay.
Miss P jumps and grabs my neck.
Kahaani mein twist.
HOD walks into picture.
HOD to me:"what do you think you are doing"
me thinking:"come again?? what was i doing??"
HOD to me:"this is not the kind of behaviour expected from an iitian"
me thinking:"*blank*"
300 million microseconds of admonishing follow.
Upshot: Our names to be sent to the DOSA, a DC is to look into our case.
me:"Mr. N, do u have 5 bucks... coffee"?
Mr. N very generously lends me 5 bucks.
God bless him.
Tough call though.
10.30 to 11.15am
Miss P, Miss J and me sit in coffee shop.
Unanimously decide to peace maro.
Decision self-destructs in 5 seconds.
Write a letter to HOD.
Rough draft.
Fair draft.
11.25am
HOD talking to five of the top profs in the dep.
Something tells us this isnt really the time to give him our letter.
God bless something.
12.25am:
Standing at the gate of the HOD's office.
Limbo comes to mind.
me:"excuse me sir"
A heartfelt and well meant show of contrition ensues.
A noteworthy excerpt:
HOD to Miss P:" From where did you learn such behaviour??"
HOD to Miss P:" You were jumping on this guy like ...*hands waving in air*"
Me looking out of window.
Finally, we hope the DOSA is going to be spared the trouble of looking into a case where the prime crime was an instance of bundee jumping.
Also hope Miss P will not engage in any athletic activities, similar or otherwise, after reading this post.
Amen.
21 comments:
a few observations:
"might hv been the result of tht"...dooood, who r u kidding?? certainly not urself...
"...tht i love her"...:O:O...kahin aag lagne se pahle uthte hai aisa dhuan...jaisa hai udhar ka nazara, waisa hi idhar ka samaa...
"..jumps and grabs my neck"..hmm..don't u think u've missed a few vital details??..
:P:P
the other side of the story:-
as the HOD continued haranguing the two
mr s near tears ...
consequence:a letter to HOD
terrorised mr s writes:
[address of HOD etc.]
respected sir..
(sorry blah blah..)
"p and i are family friends.. yesterday i called up her mother and told her that she was a silly girl...p came to know about this and overreacted ..." and hence the bundee jumping ..
effort 1 fails miserably.
then follows another attempt..this time successful(????)
effort 2(in the evening):
tries to salvage his "lost" pride
which had taken a dip in his own tears in the morning
result:this blog
thnx..miss p..for letting us know wht a sissy mr. s is...but we never had ne doubts, did we?? :P:P
hahahahahaha...=))=))
ahem ahem...
2whoami: i wonder if u got that 'love her' part correct...
2miss p: effort1 has a simple explanation...had to concoct some feasible story to explain ur behaviour...
and u sure havent written the effort1 verbatim... but anyways...
and tears?? sure u arent mistaking a 'sorry sounding voice'for tears??
2whoami again: u r very free to believe anything and everything u want to believe. its a free country... democratic country...
jai hind again!
Oh and i forgot abt the 'might have been the result of that part' ... ever heard of sarcasm dude??
seems the maths dept has all the time in the world. for all Miss s', Mr S has been shouting all over RK regarding this duel with miss P.
2missP: Lets hv another story tom. Kindly give him a strong blow.
2Mr S: Doood, if this happens again with ne of ur mistresses, gimme a missed call. i hope the show would be free of cost for special members! i would be glad enuf to call HOD of EE so tht thr is more mazaa.
sure...studs like u n me understand this sarcasm...but for ppl like miss p...wht can i say but this...sarcasm is wasted on fools :P:P
2a.lal: dare u talk abt maths dep and our joblessness.
i can smell the spice u r trying to add... u @#$%&*
and think again abt how the story has been pervading thru rk...
i had only told one person originally dude... what followed was coz this person wudnt let the matter be quiet!
and kindly do not call the hod of ee... its bad enuf having an hod blabbering at u to have another one taking ur on-the-spot viva.
and naween... if i havent gone insane and if i can still compile english... i think i just saw a comment of urs that speaks well abt me...
bless the lord! now i've really seen everything!!
2Mr S: This could be just another orkut:D. I see wht u r tryin to do. U wanted Miss P to be defamed in this matter. but u telling all over RK would be very straight fwd. Hence u conspired against miss P by telling the HP himself to be announced in the meeting...baap re....
2miss P: kindly be careful of this scoundrel.
2Sunny: match this doood...:D:D
ab bhai thoda bahut consolation to dena hi padta hai...nahi to pata nahi fir se wahi situation ho jayegi..."mr s near tears"...aur mujhe rote hue bachche achche nahi lagte...:P:P
and bfor i forget...who was tht "bitch"??
u jobless rascal anjai... some imagination u have!!
and thats enuf... no more circus baaji here dude.. nahin to tu mil kahin...
hehehe...kuch nahi mila bolne koo beta.....main jeet gaya re...main jeet gaya re....:D:D:D
2naween: ah! peace! seems much more normal now that u clarified it...
and i dunno who that bitch was...i thought u wanted me to keep off matkis
wats all this fuss about X-(..u all better stop making such a racket about some obscure MAN handling episode in some remote corner of the insti..and no gooders like anjai is strictly instructed to stick to his own department matters .kata karo yaar bahut hogaya..raat gayi to baat gayi..and ya sunny keep up the good work..but stop inviting so much publicity in the dawn of yor literary career
oh these matkis#-o...u can hv for urself...except for tht chinki one...she is rather sweet, u know...:P:P
trust me naween, all i know as of now is BMJB :P
as a neutral and unknown observer that was one hilarious read...mad though images from harry potter sprung on my mind...snogging in kgp corridors and HOD sayin "this is not the kind of behaviour expected from an iitian"...now thats a laugh....
unfortunately, or fortunately, we were'nt reeeeeally snogging :P
and dude... if he threatened me with a dc for this incident, i dont fancy imagining what he wud have done if he saw me in this position.
and BHAIsaab, kuch apne baare mein bhi bata dijiye... welcome to the blog btw!
Hmmm, load mat le. Firstly, i don't think i write well enough to let people read my blog. And secondly, i don't write interesting articles but things about myself. So, i don't think anyone else should be interested. Hence, hardly leave my url anywhere. You are free to read, but then, i doubt u will like it.
Aur what is this miss p and miss s stuff?? thodi si summary to dena. kuch bhi samajh nahi aa raha hai.
~aapke apne
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