I've had an itch for a long time.
And I've decided its about time I scratched in public.
There's this word I've been trying to recollect for ages.
I knew it a few years ago.
Then Kgp happened.
As I started making space for Kgp lingo and other affiliated words, this particular word, along with lots of others, eloped from my memory.
Then one day, I came across a situation that illustrated this word and tried hard to recollect it.
Kuppa.
No search results found.
Just like all guys who've been after some girl who doesnt reciprocate, or appreciate, or understand, or (oh-fcuk) recognise, their feelings, I came to the conclusion that I was trying too hard.
I was giving this word more attention than I was getting from it.
I decided to take it easy.
Slowly.
To lay back.
The word will recognise how much I've craved it and it'll come to me.
Like many of the girls in the stories referred to above, it never did.
But time heals all wounds.
'Out of sight, out of mind.'
I got busy in other words.
Like anyhoo.
Life rolled along and I went with the flow.
Anyhoo.
Until yesterday.
Apro da's status message yesterday brought the past crashing back to haunt my present.
I realise I haven't told you much about the word yet.
So here goes.
His status message yesterday read: I dont want to jinx it... so I wont say that the weather is darned good.
This is an art.
This thing... where you say something while professing to not say it.
"I dont want to upset you and so I wont talk about what a fcukin bitch you are."
"I dont want to remind you of that incident where you embarassed yourself before the whole school that spring day, 7th March 2001, in junior high... so I wont talk about it"
You get the drift.
There's a word that describes this... (lemme repeat)... this saying something while professing to not say it.
The thing is, I can't recollect this word.
So here's a plea for search-and-rescue.
Do search for this word and rescue me from this itch.
And just in case you thought I was referring to some other itch/scratching in the beginning...
... I really want you to look for this word and so I will not talk about how crappy your thinking is.
:-P
And I've decided its about time I scratched in public.
There's this word I've been trying to recollect for ages.
I knew it a few years ago.
Then Kgp happened.
As I started making space for Kgp lingo and other affiliated words, this particular word, along with lots of others, eloped from my memory.
Then one day, I came across a situation that illustrated this word and tried hard to recollect it.
Kuppa.
No search results found.
Just like all guys who've been after some girl who doesnt reciprocate, or appreciate, or understand, or (oh-fcuk) recognise, their feelings, I came to the conclusion that I was trying too hard.
I was giving this word more attention than I was getting from it.
I decided to take it easy.
Slowly.
To lay back.
The word will recognise how much I've craved it and it'll come to me.
Like many of the girls in the stories referred to above, it never did.
But time heals all wounds.
'Out of sight, out of mind.'
I got busy in other words.
Like anyhoo.
Life rolled along and I went with the flow.
Anyhoo.
Until yesterday.
Apro da's status message yesterday brought the past crashing back to haunt my present.
I realise I haven't told you much about the word yet.
So here goes.
His status message yesterday read: I dont want to jinx it... so I wont say that the weather is darned good.
This is an art.
This thing... where you say something while professing to not say it.
"I dont want to upset you and so I wont talk about what a fcukin bitch you are."
"I dont want to remind you of that incident where you embarassed yourself before the whole school that spring day, 7th March 2001, in junior high... so I wont talk about it"
You get the drift.
There's a word that describes this... (lemme repeat)... this saying something while professing to not say it.
The thing is, I can't recollect this word.
So here's a plea for search-and-rescue.
Do search for this word and rescue me from this itch.
And just in case you thought I was referring to some other itch/scratching in the beginning...
... I really want you to look for this word and so I will not talk about how crappy your thinking is.
:-P


6 comments:
APOPHASIS
:D
the word is of course "dweeds"
and on a separate note ... fcuk u
@ Naween:
I bow to thee :-)
@ Dweed:
You'd wish :-P
yahi sab karta reh tu...word word word....
cross the word and make a sword..!
very different writing style !!!
will keep visiting!
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