8.30 am
Sleeping.
Id calls.
Id: "Dude... WTGW from 9. U going?"
Me: "Naah... class from 9.30 :(".
8.31 am
Dimaag ki batti jali.
Recollected that we'd decided to participate in SF events and pour the money in the Schol Ave piggy bank.
Ring up Dash.
"Raman at 9."
Ring up Sandy.
"Raman at 9."
9.20 am
Sandy comes dressed in kurta.
Ekdum good boy types.
Me and Dash: "Waah Waah... waah waah".
Riti comes to Raman.
Sandy makes a paper ball and throws at her.
Misses by a light year.
No bother.
Sandy makes another paper ball and throws at her.
Hits baaju waali bandi.
Look at it optimistically.
We're getting closer at least.
10.30 am
Dash, Sandy and I have contributed our bits to the makhao by now.
We land third :)
Go to control tent to get money.
"No money today", we're told.
Damn SF.
We (thinking of a few k): "Okay whats the prize money"
"200-300"
Damn SF.
Go to Bakes n Cakes.
Assortment of chicken items.
Spot apple pie.
Dash: "Is there any chicken in apple pie?"
The sweetie pie incharge: "What! you dont even know what apple pie contains"
We:"Ab pooch lete hain, just in case"
Sweety Pie incharge: "Nahin if you dont even know this then... *blah blah*"
Me and Dash apparate to next shop while she's at it.
Be careful if you're gonna visit this sweet lady in the next two days.
You've been warned.
Go to Domino's.
Pick a slice and go sit on Dew's jumping balloon thingy.
Voice from behind interrupts.
"Arre dada... get up from there... we're filling air in this now"
Errr... oops!
Basant arrives on the scene.
Yo Basant!
Decide to try out the Telegraph's tent with the balloon shooting thingy.
Two hits out of three and u get a telegraph pen.
I go first.
Hit.
Basant second.
Hit.
Dash third.
Hit!
Only one pen though.
Damn Telegraph.
Basant, Dash and me refuse to take the pen.
Huh... Telegraph's pen... aur hum pehnenge... HUM?
Together, garland Sandy with the pen.
:)
Go to TOAT to see Aneesh's performance.
Some Chinese band playing at that time.
Go sit at the back of TOAT behind a line of girls.
Reach a consensus quickly on which one's the best :)
Aneesh Jain sings with group.
Kya gaya tha.
Waah.
Hila diya sabko.
Almost sabko.
A few still remained in TOAT.
Dash dances at the front of TOAT.
Jim Carrey would have been proud of him.
Hope someone has a video of that.
1 pm
Ad spoof begins in Raman.
Borrow newspaper from guy infront.
Prepare ammunition.
Sandy takes aim.
Fires paper ball at Riti.
Misses.
Fires.
Misses.
Fires.
Misses.
Riti has stopped looking back by now.
Four of us raise chants of PSI.
"Kahaan woh core team head aur kahaan aap sirf executive editor... tchahh"
"PSI... PSI... "
We write qualifying round with full cooperation of Basant's team.
Dont think we have a chance of qualifying.
7 teams to be taken.
Results of qualifying round being declared.
5 teams named thus far.
6th team: "Spoof Avenue".
Thats us :)
Sleeping.
Id calls.
Id: "Dude... WTGW from 9. U going?"
Me: "Naah... class from 9.30 :(".
8.31 am
Dimaag ki batti jali.
Recollected that we'd decided to participate in SF events and pour the money in the Schol Ave piggy bank.
Ring up Dash.
"Raman at 9."
Ring up Sandy.
"Raman at 9."
9.20 am
Sandy comes dressed in kurta.
Ekdum good boy types.
Me and Dash: "Waah Waah... waah waah".
Riti comes to Raman.
Sandy makes a paper ball and throws at her.
Misses by a light year.
No bother.
Sandy makes another paper ball and throws at her.
Hits baaju waali bandi.
Look at it optimistically.
We're getting closer at least.
10.30 am
Dash, Sandy and I have contributed our bits to the makhao by now.
We land third :)
Go to control tent to get money.
"No money today", we're told.
Damn SF.
We (thinking of a few k): "Okay whats the prize money"
"200-300"
Damn SF.
Go to Bakes n Cakes.
Assortment of chicken items.
Spot apple pie.
Dash: "Is there any chicken in apple pie?"
The sweetie pie incharge: "What! you dont even know what apple pie contains"
We:"Ab pooch lete hain, just in case"
Sweety Pie incharge: "Nahin if you dont even know this then... *blah blah*"
Me and Dash apparate to next shop while she's at it.
Be careful if you're gonna visit this sweet lady in the next two days.
You've been warned.
Go to Domino's.
Pick a slice and go sit on Dew's jumping balloon thingy.
Voice from behind interrupts.
"Arre dada... get up from there... we're filling air in this now"
Errr... oops!
Basant arrives on the scene.
Yo Basant!
Decide to try out the Telegraph's tent with the balloon shooting thingy.
Two hits out of three and u get a telegraph pen.
I go first.
Hit.
Basant second.
Hit.
Dash third.
Hit!
Only one pen though.
Damn Telegraph.
Basant, Dash and me refuse to take the pen.
Huh... Telegraph's pen... aur hum pehnenge... HUM?
Together, garland Sandy with the pen.
:)
Go to TOAT to see Aneesh's performance.
Some Chinese band playing at that time.
Go sit at the back of TOAT behind a line of girls.
Reach a consensus quickly on which one's the best :)
Aneesh Jain sings with group.
Kya gaya tha.
Waah.
Hila diya sabko.
Almost sabko.
A few still remained in TOAT.
Dash dances at the front of TOAT.
Jim Carrey would have been proud of him.
Hope someone has a video of that.
1 pm
Ad spoof begins in Raman.
Borrow newspaper from guy infront.
Prepare ammunition.
Sandy takes aim.
Fires paper ball at Riti.
Misses.
Fires.
Misses.
Fires.
Misses.
Riti has stopped looking back by now.
Four of us raise chants of PSI.
"Kahaan woh core team head aur kahaan aap sirf executive editor... tchahh"
"PSI... PSI... "
We write qualifying round with full cooperation of Basant's team.
Dont think we have a chance of qualifying.
7 teams to be taken.
Results of qualifying round being declared.
5 teams named thus far.
6th team: "Spoof Avenue".
Thats us :)
Riti looks back.
We raise hell :D
Round one.
Radio ads.
Most teams makhao.
Sandy rocks.
Round two.
Have to make an ad with a jingle for a coffin made of gold.
Think Amitabh Bachchan in Deewar.
Sandy: "I have money. I have a TV. I have a bank balance. I have a Mercedes. I even have ma. What do you have?"
Me: "I have a coffin made of gold"
Dash with the jingle:" Gold gold gold gold... gold gold gold gold... tra... la la... la la, la la, la la"
Round three.
Ad libbing.
Hoohaa performance.
When the judge finally announces the results: "And the winners... the best team by far... you were really really wonderful... Spoof Avenue!"
"Yo baby! Yo Schols Ave!"
And then, a customary...
"Yo Basant" [:D]
Go to arena.
Send a fellow to ask Riti out for coffee.
She buys him one from Nescafe!
Send another one to Priyanka to ask her to dance with him.
She sends him back.
Send that fellow again to ask her and Himadri to dance with him.
They finally realise its us.
Hee hee :D
IIT Kgp is real fun during SF.
Hear there's extra class tomorrow.
We raise hell :D
Round one.
Radio ads.
Most teams makhao.
Sandy rocks.
Round two.
Have to make an ad with a jingle for a coffin made of gold.
Think Amitabh Bachchan in Deewar.
Sandy: "I have money. I have a TV. I have a bank balance. I have a Mercedes. I even have ma. What do you have?"
Me: "I have a coffin made of gold"
Dash with the jingle:" Gold gold gold gold... gold gold gold gold... tra... la la... la la, la la, la la"
Round three.
Ad libbing.
Hoohaa performance.
When the judge finally announces the results: "And the winners... the best team by far... you were really really wonderful... Spoof Avenue!"
"Yo baby! Yo Schols Ave!"
And then, a customary...
"Yo Basant" [:D]
Go to arena.
Send a fellow to ask Riti out for coffee.
She buys him one from Nescafe!
Send another one to Priyanka to ask her to dance with him.
She sends him back.
Send that fellow again to ask her and Himadri to dance with him.
They finally realise its us.
Hee hee :D
IIT Kgp is real fun during SF.
Hear there's extra class tomorrow.


16 comments:
i got my target once dude...and as for calling that a statistical anomaly...see ya tonight! i'll settle scores with you when we are on top of two floors (or maybe even higher :D)
where was i when all this fun happened? Yo People, and ofcourse, yo basant. I say lets practice target practice today....maybe sandy will hit when we must miss. And Aneesh, you Rocketh!!!!!
1*(prize money) - 3 * (pizza + cakes n bakes + coffee + god-knows-wht) = X...don't u think this X will tend to be negative ???
waah waah...
dude, what a life!
[:D]
@ Sandy:
Did you say higher?
Objection your honor...
Twas highest!
@ Bafna:
Huh... I thought u were having more fun than all of us put together! [:P]
@ Naween:
Aakhir dikha diya ki u r from THE department of mathematics. Gah!
*thunder and lightning* We shall prove your calculation to be wrong. Wait till we win the next event.
Of course, then we'll have more pizzas, bakes n cakes and God-knows-what [:D]
@ Swati:
Hmmm... you change views pretty quickly!
*'waah sunil babu' ishtyle mein* Badhiya hain [:D]
is that a good morning sir? and yes, i did have a lot of fun, but that was when we rocked. :)
heh
heh heh
heh heh heh
heh heh heh heh
*think hell, fire and brimstone, and two horns on me* hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhohooohohaoho ahohoahohaoahohahhhahahaha
WOW!!
@ Baffling:
Would have been ... just that i woke up at 12.30. [:D]
@ Dash:
I can actually visualize u laughin that way :P
@ Marathe:
:)
And finally cheers to sunny .. sf is fun but i had it at a wedding along with friends and basanti is a real fiend if he wants to be.
I was going thru the sf2k6 edition dropped at the room .. and realised that what i missed last yr in perpz being head was reflected on the paper. I missed perpz again .. but this time i danced and i really enjoyed it because everyone danced along .. and i know i am as good as they are :)).
@ Somanchi:
I'm sure every Kgpian has had at least one SF-wedding clash. I, for one, have had two!
And... I'm sure you are as good as they are... just that i cant help wondering if there was a pun intended in this [;)]
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